Apart from Kane, there are other fuckwits also deserving of a mention this week, including:
Richmond. The masters of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. What a bunch of dickheads. They updated their own textbook on how to lose a game from a seemingly unloseable position against a spectacularly crap opposition led by a sub-neanderthal cunt in Travis Cloke.
Paul Roos. Losing to the Essendon Airport under 11s is his crowning glory as a coach.
This here’s a story about Pauly Roos
A football coach with nothin’ better to do
Than sit around the box, get high, and chew on Allen’s jubes
And watch the Demons bend over, play crap and lose
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
David Wildy. For suggesting that John “No Future” Butcher deserves another chance at AFL level. Big Willy, all that time you spend with Stephen Rowe and the Cornes family has sent you bonkers. That is the dumbest statement I’ve heard since Travis Cloke tried to string a couple of words together. John Butcher will be playing for the Kerang Kunts next year in country Victoria and topping their goal-kicking list with 9 goals 75 points with 42 out on the full.
South Australian State Government. For the complete debacle that is the O Bahn project. Just when you think this mob of turds can’t get any dumber then they roll out what must be the biggest waste of taxpayers money since, well, the last project they rolled out that was a complete and utter fuck-up eg RAH, Pat Conlon’s weight loss diet, Kevin Foley’s anger management classes, Mick Atkinson’s humility lessons, Bernie Finnigan’s internet bill, and Russell Wortley’s perm. They are causing total chaos for commuters for 12 months plus, all for the sake of saving O Bahn travellers 3 minutes in travel time. THREE FUCKING MINUTES. Jay, give me my money back, give me my money back, you bitch.
The Greens. If these cunts hold one more candle-lit vigil for some undeserving arsehole then we should send everyone of them to Syria to sort the mess out there. When was the last time you saw a Greenie hold a candle-lit vigil for a victim of domestic violence? Where were they when Eugene “The Cunt” McGee got away with murder? Where were you Sarah Hanson-Cunt? I’ll tell you were she was, she was too busy rooting a tree to care.
The Port Adelaide way. “We will never, ever give up”. Bhahahahahahaha. Pig’s arse!!! They actually sprout this garbage with a straight face. Jared Polec is sure living the creed – 4 touches against the Cows!!
We’ve got the Power to lose
In our ballet shoes
Port Adelaide has no aggression
We are the Power from Port
Our winning chances are nought
Port Adelaide has no tradition
We always stop, stop, stop
Won’t go top, top, top
There’s no history in the making
No power to win
We always give in
Another cock up the arse we’ll be taking
The Chad Medal 